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Old 07-06-2011, 01:47 PM
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Montana:

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail. (I am a felon!!)
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:10 PM
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In New York, adultery is still a crime.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.C
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During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
A law from the early 1900′s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
People may not slurp their soup.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:25 PM
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In New York, adultery is still a crime.


It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
Wouldn't it be great if these were actually enforced!
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:33 PM
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Wouldn't it be great if these were actually enforced!
Yeah!

Here are just a few "choice" ones I saw listed for RI:



No one may bite off another's leg.


Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second.
(As one who holds to the Christian Sabbath, I'm actually in favor of this one being enforced)


Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.


It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.


One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left. (This could be helpful if it were enforced, but very noisy!)
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Old 07-06-2011, 04:58 PM
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Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
I like this one
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Old 07-06-2011, 06:27 PM
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Yeah!

Here are just a few "choice" ones I saw listed for RI:



No one may bite off another's leg.


Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
I love those!!!!
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Kentucky

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

Dogs may not molest cars.

It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow.

A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

What interests me is, what incidents happened that caused these laws to be put in place, and how many subsequent instances were there that required the law to be enforced?
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Old 07-06-2011, 06:39 PM
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The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
The first one: Best law ever.

The bolded one is hilarious because I just blogged about elevators yesterday or this morning. Heehee!
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Wouldn't it be great if these were actually enforced!
It sure would be
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Old 07-07-2011, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanna View Post
Yeah!

Here are just a few "choice" ones I saw listed for RI:



No one may bite off another's leg.


Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second.
(As one who holds to the Christian Sabbath, I'm actually in favor of this one being enforced)


Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.


It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.


One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left. (This could be helpful if it were enforced, but very noisy!)
I love it! ha
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DS1 we lovingly call him Papote- 01/06
DS 2 we lovingly call Spanky - 09/11
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