Wow.
In Champaign, IL, home of the University of Illinois:
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
Think they've seen a few too many frat parties in those parts????
In Chicago:
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
And others:
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
Bowling is forbidden.
No bicyclist may practice “fancy riding” on any city street.
There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
But, these take the cake:
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland’s streets.
Wow.
In Champaign, IL, home of the University of Illinois:
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
Think they've seen a few too many frat parties in those parts????
In Chicago:
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
And others:
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
Bowling is forbidden.
No bicyclist may practice “fancy riding” on any city street.
There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
But, these take the cake: A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland’s streets.
How would the animals know???
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Mom_of_3_blessings Army Strong- 08/04
DD we lovingly call her Mimi - 02/01
DS1 we lovingly call him Papote- 01/06
DS 2 we lovingly call Spanky - 09/11
My heart - 06/10 - Our 4 legged son
I can do all things thru Christ who gives me strength! Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them.
In Trinity college Ireland a student can ask for a glass of wine during an exam so long as he is wearing his sword
Dangerous
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Proud Army Wife! Hooah!
Mom_of_3_blessings Army Strong- 08/04
DD we lovingly call her Mimi - 02/01
DS1 we lovingly call him Papote- 01/06
DS 2 we lovingly call Spanky - 09/11
My heart - 06/10 - Our 4 legged son
I can do all things thru Christ who gives me strength! Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them.
In NC, no one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
in nc, no one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
really???????
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Proud Army Wife! Hooah!
Mom_of_3_blessings Army Strong- 08/04
DD we lovingly call her Mimi - 02/01
DS1 we lovingly call him Papote- 01/06
DS 2 we lovingly call Spanky - 09/11
My heart - 06/10 - Our 4 legged son
I can do all things thru Christ who gives me strength! Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them.
It is illegal in Missouri and Tennessee to have oral sex and something in Missouri about no riding elephants on st. louis highways. I'll look more up later lol
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
There are different laws for different counties like in some counties-
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
a small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
clothlines are banned but your clothing may be drapped over a fence
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
a man and women must be related or married to live together (my aunt and uncle had to get married or move)
some cities won't allow single moms to live there
no more than 4 women living in an apartment together
no smoking inside your home or in your front yard even if you own your home